This recently came into my e-mail box and I thought I would share it with you.
To: Mr. Hauser, in Mytown, USA
From: Barrister Retard Annoying
Okey Dokey Law Firm and Legal Practitioners, Nigeria.
Greetings and love to you in the name of the most high God, from my beloved
country Nigeria. I am sorry and I solicit your permission into your privacy. I am
Barrister Retard Annoying, lawyer to the late Ibrahim Hauser, eldest son of the late
former head of state of Nigeria late General InSane Guy.
My former client late Ibrahim Hauser died in plane crash in year 1994. Upon
death of my former client and unknown to the family, he left behind much money.
Very much money. The family is currently under house arrest and undergoing
prosecution in hands of present administration as result of human rights violation
and looting of country’s treasury by the late head of state General InSane Guy. This
happens every day in my beloved country.
Before the death of my client, he had deposited US $90,000,000.00 with a secret
security firm in two trunk boxes in my name, and I am the only authority to this
fund which he was to transfer out of the country few days after he died in plane
crash. Get it?
For some amazing and completely ridiculous reason, I am going to share this
fund with you: disbursed accordingly as follows: 25% for the recipient (you) from the
total sum (US$90M). 7% set aside from the entire sum for expenses incurred by both
parties in due course of executing transaction (home and abroad). And 68% for me!
All you need do to receive your percentage is to give me, in no particular order:
(a) Your social security number, (4) all Your credit card numbers, (c) all Your
bank numbers, (2) all Your passwords ever used everywhere, (g) Your mother’s
maiden name, (7) The key to Your front door (z) Your secret handshake, (6) Your
decoder ring (y) Please name me as beneficiary on Your life insurance policy.
I think You will agree this is very little to do for a trusted friend like me.
Please note that you are to treat this with utmost confidentiality willing or not
willing as You assist me in this transaction as nobody knows about this fund and I
am still an active lawyer in this country. Did I mention also, how honest I am?
I await Your response as I know You will do the right thing. I can tell You are a
good man and like most Americans, have no scruples whatsoever, are extremely
ignorant, and want to be very wealthy. Therefore, Remain Blessed in the name of
Yours faithfully Barrister Retard Annoying